It's nice to have a BT-branded cap in the summer or a wooly hat in the winter. So here goes.

What a sensible piece of merchandise... even in the winter when all your shirts are covered by a million layers of ski jacketry, you can show the world how you feel about British Death Metal...

Official cap in nice, sturdy quality. I'm not much of a cap person, but this one is cool. I like to wear it when I play Kubb (or viking's chess) in the garden with my kids. Keeps the sun out of my eyes. Now all I need is a BT-branded beer cooler.

This is a cheap bootleg cap I once ordered from Kuala Lumpur. Yes, indeed. And yes, I know it looks a bit stupid. For starters, they got the logo inverted, for no apparent reason...

I am by no means a patch guy or wear a battle jacket, but I own two BT patches - this Cenotaph design, possibly bootlegged, although it says c1991 BOLT THROWER on it...

...and this logo patch which has adorned my trusted, beloved and still much used army backpack since the early 1990s. Still loyal.